darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

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the-black-alice:

How to make your own Baby Groot Sculpture

What you’ll need:

  • -Clay, I used brown DAS clay
  • -Aluminum
  • -Bendy Wire
  • -Masking tape
  • -Rocks
  • -Small White Plant Pot, but I couldn’t find one so I used a candle holder
  • -Black marbles, or if like me your on a budget, I painted googly eyes black with nail polish
  • -Small fake flowers, in either blue or purple
  • -Toothpicks for the grooves
  • -Acrylic Paint + brushes
  • -Mod Podge (optional really but it seals in the paint)
  • Glue + Glue Gun
  • Styrofoam ball for the head
  • -Bowls of water
  • -Ice cream lid
  • -knives to cut the Styrofoam
  • -Glad wrap to cover your clay when you wanna take a break (it stops it from drying too quick!)
  • -Newspaper to protect your table!

Message me if you have any questions

Have fun!

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findsomethingtofightfor:

laracroftslover:

nobodycars:

THE HOLY TRINITY

don’t you mean the UNHOLY trinity?

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of pure procrastination

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

the-invisible-turnip:

twilightwitch:

WHY FATHER?!?

I LITERALLY COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS AND SHOWED THIS PICTURE TO EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL TODAY

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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atmidnightcc:

According to this local FOX station, a Cincinnati school actually caught on fire during a fire drill. Hopefully all those classroom fire-marshals felt extra important in their little red plastic hats.So here’s where you come in! Tell us your best ironic headline that’s even crazier than “School Building Catches On Fire During Fire Drill” and your answer might be on our show!

atmidnightcc:

According to this local FOX station, a Cincinnati school actually caught on fire during a fire drill. Hopefully all those classroom fire-marshals felt extra important in their little red plastic hats.

So here’s where you come in! Tell us your best ironic headline that’s even crazier than “School Building Catches On Fire During Fire Drill” and your answer might be on our show!

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

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TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

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I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

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psychoticornumb:

When you see a great gifset that has grammar mistakes

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thatfunnyblog:

White people in a non Euro centric history class

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thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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bioshock + last words

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

My Childhood 

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farfaduvet:

ollivander:

ollivander:

Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

image I’m in college

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The safe, however, was slain in battle. A nautical pyre carries if off to the mystical lands of Vaulthalla. — my DM was Homestuck trash (via outofcontextdnd)